Okay, so...Kentucky first.

OMG. Like seriously, OMG. Kentucky is way too much fun. Like, might not be able to have more fun anywhere at any time. Ever. Did I mention that the Red River Gorge is cool. I think so, at least.

Let my first start with a list of climbs. I'll let you know how I climbed each route -- that is, whether I on-sighted it (OS), top-roped it (TR), hang dogged it (HD), didn't finish it but got got to x bolt (DNF4). I'm including a 'flash' as an on-sight...if YOU'D rather, YOU can call it he got it on his first try -- I don't want to get into the subtleties right now.

Anyway, here is a list of climbs that I did:

• 5th Bolt Faith 5.10c OS
• Plate Tectonics 5.9+ OS
• Thrillbillies 5.10b OS
• Sacred Stone 5.11c DNF3 <---way hard slab climb
• Bitter Ray of Sunshine 5.10c OS
• Single Finger Salute 5.10c OS
• Conscription 5.11c OS <--- cool crux, pumpy finish.
• Avalanche Run 5.12a HD <--- only hanged once, jug tuggin'.
• Action Over Apathy 5.10b HD <---really...10b? more like 11d...
• Dynabolt Gold 5.10a OS
• Air-Ride Equipped 5.11a OS <--- did it two years ago...still awesome.
• Super Best Friends 5.12b DNF8 <---OMG. 'nough said. Wait, no, not enough said. OMG.
• Battery Life 5.11b HD
• Lip Service 5.11c OS <---hahaha lip service...hahah...if only you knew...hahaha. It's sweet.
• The Gift 5.12a DNF7 <--- perhaps the best climb I've ever been on.
• Autumn 5.9- TR <--- wicked trad line.

Now, if you wait just one hot second I will give you a more detailed report. I know your salivating, so just hold on and I'll give you what you want.